A man that has a son, watches football on the couch drinking Bud Light 24/7, then leaves the family to go get milk.
My dad has been trying to get milk for years now. Wonder when he is coming back...
Person 1: hey my dad just went to go get some milk
Person 2:welp he ain't coming back
Something Jimmy dose not have.
person1: How is your dad?
Jimmy:*crying like a baby*
Something that will never come back. The only thing that he will CUM in is your sorry asshole... Why did you have to go to Prison, Dad?