Dads

Day After Drinking Shits

The dads are killing me right now I’ve already shit 3 times.

Dad

Somone who doesn't care about his kids and acts like he knows everything.

Me: fuck you dad

Dad

Gone

Did you mean milk?

Dad is just waiting in the queue for milk it must have been a pretty long line because he has been there for 4 years.

Dad

Something you will never have

Person 1: yo whats your dads name
Person 2: whats a dad

Dad

Somehing you dont have

Person 1: hey i love looking at dream not found
Person 1's dad:

Dad

A man who goes and gets the milk after you find your mom wrestling with men in bed, naked, and tell him about it. He eventually comes back when you win the lottery.

Me: "Dad, Mom's wrestling again with Jimmy, the neighbor."
Dad: "Ok, Imma go get some milk. You want chocolate or strawberry?" *leaves*

*35 years later*
Me: "Yes, I won the lottery! I'm a millionaire!"
Dad: " You want some milk with that?"

dad

something you dont have

my dad went to go get the milk