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So you know durning election time telemarketers will call ya phone askin if they can put 27 signs in ur yard with the electors names an shit???... Yeah... Well next time you get one of those calls you better blow that telemarketers effin mind and say HELL YEAH U CAN PUT 40 SIGNS IN MY YARD I REALLY DON'T GIVE A SHIT.... But only on one condition...? If you will assure me that whatever jackass decides ta win, will without a doubt,.. be able to make the WHOLE USAs.................Wetter!!... then... an OTTERS gotDAMN POCKEEETTTT!!!!?????......an hell they might as make the Americas greater again too......shit...thatd be fine too.. Im sure that pocket will be mighty wet wet then dont cha think?????? (Click)
Caller:hi Mr/Mrs will u show ur support for such an suck with a shit load of signs and possibly a shit more solicited harassing calls???
Mr/Mrs: I sure will but only if you say something real dirty to me right now that will...hmm..lets see..... Make me Wetter then an Otters POCKET????
Caller:Ummmm...well.. Im not sure I can help ya with that right now...
Mr/Mrs:Well why not??? Im sure that is a fair trade for ya know...? Being so... Supportive...? Doin my american dutys an all...???
Caller: ABSOLUTELY i think thats a swell trade!!... But.. Dude.. Between me an u?.. I wouldnt even be able to tell ya where the "pocket" is on an otter!!........... Never been to good at just makin stuff wet before... Well.... So ive been told...!!!!
Mr/Mrs: Well shit fire boy just sounds like to me that you are in for a very DROUTH(ful) rest of ur dry ass life!!! Hahahahahahaha get it instead of dreadful????....
an organ on the female body that secretes.
Damn dude did u see that chicks jam pocket... fucking gross dude.... it must have been Austin's wife!!
The ultimate Texas hold em hand. It can be whatever you want it to be and it never loses.
"Dude your not gunna beat me"
"Why?"
"I got pocket friggen lems"
When you beat someone in an activity/ demolish them/ win against them badly.
“Bro James totally pocketed Chris in that 1v1 earlier”
or
“I will totally pocket you in a 1v1 brotha”
When a football defender does not allow the opposing teams forward, the forward is said to be pocketed by the defender.
Yo Cubarsi, what's in your pockets?
Cubarsi: Keys, Wallet and Oshimen.
Why is Oshimen there?
Cubarsi: I pocketed him all game.
a gentleman's beverage in flask form placed in the inner pocket of a jacket during a refined social gathering, such as a banquet or a reception.
Look, Steve brought his Alabama pocket square - he just spiked his sweet tea with it.
A natural place of area occurring in cities or well-developed areas, with natural flora and fauna forming a small self-sustaining ecosystem. Green Pockets also act as carbon sinks, absorbing the large quantities of carbon produced in the cities.
1. Aarey Forest in Mumbai is one of the best Green Pockets in the city that needs protection.
2. Green Pockets need our protection, not beautification.