A white sock mule horse is when you cant drive a vehicle worth a f*ck and you wreck on the way
Chaz was on his way to work and somehow managed to hit a white sock mule horse
Getting admitted into a hospital due to mental health issues, referencing to the cool new socks you get sent home with.
I’m scared to tell my therapist that I want to commit unalive because I don’t want to get sticky socked.
An article of clothing you don't mind getting dirty after you "pleasure" yourself in your room.
Billy was in his room looking at internet porn. When it was time to clean up the mess he grabbed his "work sock".
Metal music that is just strictly socks
Bro Benjamin deserves some sock core
“Did you see the person hit that guy out of the atmosphere?”
“Yeah. She was a real Sock Knockinist!”
To sneak off to the loo for a spew while at work after a heavy as night on the piss
Boss, where have you been ,
Me , oh i had to change my socks ,
Boss , oh spewing
During the time and place for everything (college), a group of penis owning individuals will perform a "relay race" using a sock. The first person cums in the sock, passes it to their teammate. This continues until the entire team ejaculates into the sock. The team with the fastest time to complete ejaculations wins!
Man, I can't wait to beat you later in the sock relay!