Random
Source Code
Random
A drink made up of Half Red-wine and half Jose Cuervo. The usual after effects the following day are excessive diarrhea and burning of the anus.
friend: so how was that mexican butt-fuck last night?
you: i now know why they call it that...
8👍 2👎
A drink combination that includes the mixing Tequila, Margarita Mix, and Redbull. The ratio is up to the mixer however the most effective was 10 shots of Tequila, 1 cup of Margarita Mix, and 27 oz. of Redbull.
Steve: Hey man what are you drinking?
Goose: Mexican Death Mix
Steve: Oh damn I heard that shit makes you go crazy
Goose: Indeed grab me my sombrero
7👍 2👎
To shit on a woman's boobs and then tity fuck her
Hey Dad can I get the Mexican chili dog
7👍 2👎
Hanging your nuts in the eye sockets of your best girl while she lays on her back, causing her to experience a testicular eclipse.
When I gave Sue the Mexican Eye Goggles she thought the power went out!
18👍 8👎
The act of directly farting on another person. To press your ass against their body and break wind.
After all that taco bell, I was really giving out the Mexican back massages.
48👍 30👎
The ancient act of when 2 rival gangs come together to settle a dispute, in the correct style that should be acted out. Both gangs form a circle and their strongest fighters choose a random length of chain from the ground. This art has been handed down, from generation to generation of skilled fighters.
Gang#1) We challenge you to a MEXICAN CHAIN FIGHT!!
Gang#2) Okay, just pick an appropriate area to host our event, and then we will settle this like the civilized people that we have become!!
30👍 17👎
The intense, searing chest pains, similar to a regular heart attack, but caused by indigestion.
Also, any time someone exhibits the full symptoms of a heart attack, such as chest pains, severe gas, sweating, headache, nausea, dizziness or numbness in the arms, while not actually having a heart attack.
My mother went to the hospital Friday with chest pains. She's ok though, turned out it was just a Mexican Heart Attack.
12👍 5👎