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when you ejaculate so hard it blows out the condom breaking it
so i started rubber blowing but now i have to leave the country to avoid paying child support
When a girl twirls like a tornado in an office chair while sucking a mans scrotum into her vagina
That one bitch gave me the best Tasmanian blow job at the office after hours
When 2 guys put there dicks together by putting their dick head in the others foreskin then ejaculates
Hold up I'm going to dock and blow
The act of lighting a man's dick up in glowstick fluid. he then attempts to light his partner up as much as possible in a sexual way.
Me and Jackson got a new record last night when we did a Glo Blow, I lit 75.3% of his body.
Like an average blowjob, but the female literally BLOWS on the male's penis with their heat, then making the male erotic and ejaculates into the female's mouth, down the esophagus, causing a choke.
Like an average bowjob, but the female literally BLOWS on the male's penis with their heat, then making the male erotic and ejaculates into the female's mouth, down the esophagus, causing a choke.Marshall : "Hey, Lily."
Lily : "Grndnvfvhdos."
Marshall : "Uh, what?"
Olivia : "Don't bother, she tried a Blow and Choke."
Marshall : "Ah, I see."
When the leaves begin to change, your girl breaks out the sweaters and flannel, a fall scented candle is lit in your house and it's pumpkin spice everything it's time for your girl to snuggle into a nice warm autumn blow job.
Bro, all of my wife's holiday decor just came out of storage. You know what that means, it's Blow Job Season
Blow Job Season is when the leaves begin to change, pumpkin spice everything hits the stores, women break out their fall sweaters, nights get cool, and blow jobs happen at the fresh scent of a fall candle.
Hey boys - My wife started decorating for fall. It's BLOW JOB SEASON!!!