Talking about someone behind their back, mostly to point out real or perceived flaws, attack them verbally and harass them with constant criticism, but still pretending to be their friend. Usually practiced by envious "friends".
Mati: "Sebastian is such a hypocrite! Yesterday he was surround talking about us with Camila. They said all sort of mean things".
Candy: "F*ck them! They are just jealous of us!"
The Two Tequila Timmy Talk is a drink that consists of a two double Tequillas or a double-double of Tequila. It can be served neat or on the rocks. It is all but guarenteed to make a quiet friend talk, whether his or her name is Tim or Tina or anything. They will tell you things younever knew. It's best served with a copious amount of time and when one has their best listening ears on.
My buddy John is usually such a quiet guy but served him a two Two-Tequila-Timmy-Talk and you'll know his darkest secrets.
A app where you talk to a lazy dog revived by a black man saying do you love god? 3 times until he replied no.
Black guy(speed)do you love god? (Talking dog) no.
Bob: I got some fire head from a talking dog last night!
Joe: ??????
A person that lectures or rambles continuously about their life or supposed subject of expertise.
Is she done having a ted talk, we want to checkout our items
Smol talking is when a short ass gets cocky and attempts to sass you while forgetting you're the prince of smart-assery.
Hey Leo, she's engaging in Smol talk again. Go sort them out.
A humorous phrase uttered by someone who is trying to speak but gets tongue-tied in the process.
"You know, I thought- Unintelligible"
"Jesus! I can't talk!"