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Words where you think it means something else, but actually have a sexual context.
The Urban Dictionary is 10 % made-up words, 5 % actual words, 1% merchandise, and 84 % sex terms.
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(noun) during "doggy-style" you spit on her back to simulate cumming. She turns around and you cum on her face and shout "HOUDINI!"
It was like magic! he came on me twice in 10 seconds!
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The movie which you put on while your trying to lay a broad instead of just watching tv. Usually a horror movie, this gives you something else to look at while railing the questionable slut you've brought to your parents basement. Not to be confused with a porno, or a sex tape.
"how'd you lay that ho bag last night?"
"Dude I just put on the sex movie, and she melted like butter."
"Your the fuckin' man."
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1. the bruises on your knees from giving head.
2. the scraps and bruises on your knees from grinding in the "on top" position
girl: OW! look at my knees! they're bruised as hell.
boy: but weren't those sex knees so worth it?
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Having sex with multiple blonde women. The sex is usually filled with hate, yelling, regrets, and passion. The women needs to be more athletic that the man.
Guy: I had some wicked Swedish Sex last night!
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An amazing 70s punk band thats members included John Lydon aka Johnny Rotten, the singer - an artistic, yet brilliant, anarchist who was all about having his own style; Steve Jones, the guitarist - an ex-burglar who only cared about getting laid; Paul Cook, the drummer - a timid longtime friend of Steve Jones; and Glenn Matlock, the bassist - a mama's boy Beatles fan. Matlock was eventually replaced with Rotten's old friend and the Sex Pistols' biggest fan John Simon Ritchie also known as Sid Vicious. Vicious's bass skills were limited, because he taught himself one night while on speed, playing with a Ramones album. After meeting Nancy Spungeon, Vicious became a herion addict, and after Nancy's murder, Vicious was to blame, although most believe Vicious was innocent. Vicious died of an overdose just several months after Nancy's murder.
R. I. P. Sid Vicious
(May 10, 1956 - February 2, 1979)
"I am an Anti-Christ, I am an Anarchist," Anarchy In The UK - The first song written by Johnny Rotten.
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its like cam sex, but using the new iPhone 4's feature facetime (video chat).
Can only work if both people have the iPhone 4.
Dude, me and chelsea had some nasty facetime sex last night.
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