Come on, He´s Bruce Willis

Appeal to pseudo authority figures, such as celebrities, made by morons who have no clue, or original opinions, about real-life issues.

A: "But Bro... how do I react to my bossy wife?"
B: "Watch Die Hard again."
A: "Fuck!... What?"
B: Come on, He´s Bruce Willis... He knows best."

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It´s selling like a god church

A verse said by Lord himself Jake Paul in a beautiful poem

And i just dropped some new merch, and it´s selling like a god church

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S a T u r N

a fat fuck

man he is a S a T u r N

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S[he’s] br[ok]en

A statement invented by feminists that makes no sense and makes false assumtions about everything

She’s broken

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L DOUBLE E D S

leeds, used commonly by chavs to determine their place of origin commonly followed by 'WOT WOT' just for extra brapping. Used with the gunz for effect.

Originates from the DJ Q and MC Bonez tunez. "You Wot!?" and "Get Mad"

John: Where you from?

Mr. Chavvy: L DOUBLE E D S WOT WOT!!

John: Oh...

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⛧ R̶̜̝̻͆̓͝ů̴̦͚͎͙͇̽̊̒͠n̵̢̰̠̳̄̈́́̈́͠ ̴̯̆̀̔s ̟̝̦͋̿̿͂̿h̴̹̒͛͝e ̙͆̄͠ ̵̧̘͓͑̾s ̼̪͒̈́̇̑ͅe ̬̰̰̩̳̔̽ē̵̡͉̜̝͓s̴͈̿͗̈́̎̈́ ̵͉̯͍͈̌̐͐̔̒y ̳̔̓̀̃o ̬̪̟̔͐̈̐̀u ̛̗̞̑̚ ⛧

she sees you when your sleeping she knows when your awake Wake up

⛧ R̶̜̝̻͆̓͝ů̴̦͚͎͙͇̽̊̒͠n̵̢̰̠̳̄̈́́̈́͠ ̴̯̆̀̔s ̟̝̦͋̿̿͂̿h̴̹̒͛͝e ̙͆̄͠ ̵̧̘͓͑̾s ̼̪͒̈́̇̑ͅe ̬̰̰̩̳̔̽ē̵̡͉̜̝͓s̴͈̿͗̈́̎̈́ ̵͉̯͍͈̌̐͐̔̒y ̳̔̓̀̃o ̬̪̟̔͐̈̐̀u ̛̗̞̑̚ ⛧ your dead

Source(s): Dude trust me

a meme where the source is dude trust me

sentence example: hey! cats have 34 iq and you are dumber than cats
whats the source?
Source(s): Dude trust me