Fat Mike

A punk rock God. Bow down to him.

Fat Mike owns you all.

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fat bird

phrase to announce your desire for a reaction from random people, indicating a need to change the balance of positivity. can be highly contagious. usually yelled.

to neighbor mowing lawn: "yo, can i get a faaaat biiiiird"
to lady in grocery store: "Hey muffins, fat bird!"
when seeing an american flag:"god bless america, can i get a fat bird"

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Fat-chicks

An insult. One meant to be used in an abasing chastisement of a subordinate.

Shaddap, Fat-chicks!

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Fat shit

Extremly fat weak person with extreme hair length, commonly found at computer

Hey fat shit you wanna come to towm?
uhh i'd uh rather watch arsenal get beaten by norwich

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Fat Calves

The result of a life time of eating too many chicken kebabs and playing tennis. If one has fat calves they are always in denial that they have fat calves and claim that it is just muscle, resulting in asking in a rather homo-erotic way to feel the calves to show they are not fat when they are clearly visibly fat.

Predox "Had a beltin chicken kebab last night from Abdul's"
Keane "I can tell, your calves are looking fatter than usual lad"
Predox "My calves are not fat you swine! Come here, feel them, I'll prove I don't have fat calves"
Keane "No thanks"

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fat shit

when a person is large and you dont like them

look at liam the fat shit

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fat honey

the act of sticking your penis into a honey bee hive and getting stung so many times that your dick gets bigger.

guy 1 - yo, did you check out that beehive by your house?
black guy 1 - yeah why? did you fat honey it?
guy 1 - no...

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