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Jake a sexually puny being, his mums clitoris sticks out more than his own dick, not many people associate with jakes as they are the most disgusting things that ever will walk the earth. Jakes should kys at the age of five and if they ever get in a realstionship it will end in pity sex jakes are not an ideal friend but I you get stuck with one just insult every single day
Omg that bitch has the dick of a jake Mathiesoson
How did you end up with a jake Mathieson
Has great sex. Every one wants to fuck him. He is sexual and a great and good fun.
Oh!!! ur great as jake Mathieson
A montreal canadian that got hit sticked that led to being paralyzed.
Random guy: Dude that guy just got Jake Evansed
Other random guy: dude so right
When a boy who blasts his recorder into other students' ears stops for a moment to think about his life, then begins to play the recorder as children around him sing the iconic song "Jake Has No Friends"
Really it's a song! Look it up! A good one too ;0
The true meaning of Jake Has No Friends is not to bully the jakes of the world, but to enlighten each other with words of hope and reinforcement! We all are Jake inside.
While thinking about his life, Jake will go "Aw shucks, I have no friends!!" Then the kids around will comment in response by saying "Guys hey! Jake Has No Friends !"
jakevelox - to forcibly threaten someone to rub your pussy, to use your power to threaten someone to fucking kill themself
verb
"GET THE FUCK HERE OR I'LL JAKE VELOX YOU'RE ASS TO THE MOON!"
Becca is the best Jake stan ever. No debate.
She’s also the number 1 simp for Jake
So stan Becca the best Jake stan and the number 1 jake simp
“Omg Becca is literally the best Jake stan ever.”
“Wow I love Jake stans, especially Becca.”