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Mexican Drawbridge: A Lawn trailer, usually seen with large amounts of equipment to maintain grass or trees. Usually two people riding in the back. Seen in the Summer months with sweaty Mexicans.
Took me an extra 30 minutes to get home, because there was a Mexican Drawbridge and 8 Hispanic in front of me the whole way.
I got home and the Mexican Drawbridge was down they were mowing my lawn, i couldn't get in my driveway.
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Running sink water through your hair, often leaving it undryed.
Connor: Carson go take a shower
*Carson comes back after taking Mexican Shower*
Connor: Dude, all you did was put water in you're hair
Carson: It looks good and it's clean
Connor: No it's not, it makes everyone hate you
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When a person, usually male, bathes heavily in cologne and body spray to make up for bad odor due to lack of proper hygiene.
Most commonly done by people of Mexican, or Puerto Rican descent.
"I can smell Ricardo's cologne from here"
"He took a mexican shower before we came to Taco Bell..."
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to change your shirt and put on a grip of cologne
ah shit! i have to be ready in 2 min i better take a mexican shower
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a pretzel with chese and salsa , with some banana slices .
( ah this is some good mexican pigmonkey )
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Using a pair of Gardening Scissors to cut off your foreskin. Very similar to the Mexican Vasectomy, but cut in different spots.
"I don't have the money to get my kid a briss in the synagog."
"Just invite family over, and do a Mexican Briss."
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Spice up your love life with hot sauce applied to the genitalia! Warms and stimulates.
Stick to the "mild" flavors of Mexican KY and stay away from "picante" if you don't want that pleasant warming feeling to turn into the sensation that your junk is on fire.
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