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Dad

Something no one in this world will ever have until you win the lottery.

Dad is gone for milk. Dad is extracting milk.

by CumandEat November 9, 2022


Dad

Someone you appreciate until he says he has to get milk then finally comes back after you win the lottery but that’s never going to happen so unlucky mate ps love you dad please don’t beat me (cameron)

Dad:.................
Son:mum I won the lottery

Dad: ohhh shit what up son

by Cam007 October 16, 2019


Dad

Nonexistent

Me “Hi Dad
Dad:

Oh wait he left

by Thhwwippp Thhhwwwipp April 12, 2023

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Dad

Whats that?
Something you don't have.

"My dad is getting milk"
"For 7 years?"

"Yes."

by The_McKenna October 9, 2022


Dad

Someone who leaves to get the milk and never comes back, leaving you dad-less

Dad: I'm going to go get the milk
Me:Okay!

15 years later
Me:I wonder if Dad ever got the milk

by →♪§•{QuirkedUpDemon}•§♪← June 17, 2022


Dad

The man that yells at you to hold the flashlight

Dad: Hold the fucking flashlight you spawn

by Carne_Fresca September 12, 2019


Dad

Dad

Dad

by The biggest idiot in history January 5, 2019