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Chop the end off a lemon then insert Into the rectum with the chopped end facing out. Tighten and relax the nipper valve till the adequate amount of brown lemon water is added to your favourite soft drink.
'what did you put in my Fanta dude, it tasted tangy?'
'ohh that... I just added some brown lemon water, nothing to worry about'
Taking the first shit after the toilet has been cleaned at work or at home and the water in the bowl is still blue because it hasn't been flushed for the first time.
John: Fuck yeah, must've been the first one in the men's bathroom this morning and I scored a blue water touchdown!
Travis: No way dude! We're there any others left?
John: No clue but someone else was leaving a smelly deuce when I was leaving.
Travis: Nevermind, that's not worth it.
Often shortened to just Water Country. It is an amazing water park in York County, Virginia. It is the better of the four water parks in Virginia. Although the slides are all immaculate, there is a large population of families with children. One of its rivals, Ocean Breeze, is located in Virginia Beach and sees mostly teens. Although Water Country isn't the best place to meet people of the opposite gender, it is a cool place to hang out during the summer.
Guy #1: Let's go to Ocean Breeze, it's way too hot to do anything else.
Guy #2: No way man, I just got a girlfriend and I don't want to be pushing the limits right away.
Guy #1: Alright let's go to Water Country USA instead.
A Sea Cave in which beans live and dwell until they evolve into humans
So you know those underwater areas for water they are filled with beans and stuff
When you shove a garden hose up your ass and put that fucker on jet, then hope for the best
I’m so close to committing human water hose right now!
Describing a vain, last-ditch effort to resolve a hopeless problem, often borne out of desperation. The measure normally has little to no chance of preventing an adverse result, and is often little more than a token display of action by the responsible party.
Refers to the effort by authorities to use sea water to flood damaged reactors at the Fukushima Nuclear plant in March 2011. Although no viable options presented themselves in the face of impending meltdown, the gambit to use sea water had little chance of success and in fact ran the risk of producing flammabile hydrogren as a byproduct.
From fifty five yards out and with the wind in their face, the team's decision to kick a last minute field goal was little more than sea water in the reactor.
When the near-bankrupt company tried to find a buyer for its worthless assets, almost all observers saw the move as being no better than running sea water through the reactor, and that insolvency was unavoidable.
Spicy potato water is the nickname for Poitín (aka potcheen, poteen or potheen) which is an traditional irish distilled vodka (40-90% ABV)
((Its to be drank in shots, but can be drank in larger amounts, like which is done at Irish seshs))
Colm always drinks that Spicy Potato Water at every Session possible!!