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David

David’s are the weird ass friends. Always saying some out of pocket shit and loves gay jokes. They watch a plentiful of loli porn and make a bit too much children jokes yet still say they aren’t a pedophile. They have a nice body but the face of a wonderful stallion. However they are a good friend and usually the best to hangover with. They never have good relations with people named “Josh”

Person 1: Yo David is for real a pedophile

Person 2: On god

by Crunchwrap June 17, 2022


David

David, also known as Gayvid is closet faggot who refuses to come out of the closet. Anyone who knows him, knows he is the biggest semen guzzler and he takes it in the fudillo!

David is a faggot.

by Bstrd December 20, 2019


David

David is a great guy, he is sportiv and alway a chill guy you want to be around. But be careful cause he might trip because auf his enormous nose!

Girl: oh your name is David right
David:how do you know this
Girl:oh your nose says enough

by Nixhtausfreiburg November 23, 2021


David

A person that is completely avarage wieght for his hueght and will not have a heart attack. He hooked up with Grace and loves Grace and drives a jet plane.

"Wow David looks depressed today"

by April 15, 2022


David

Everything about David is his dick
The biggest dick and he is the strongest in bed

Bad man😩

I want a David in my life

by Factorize November 27, 2021


David

Chunky DBFR Mod (Dragon Ball Final Remastered the hit game) Lives in egypt drinking sand for breakfast lunch and dinner

hELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -This is how david interacts with ruckus (the owner of dragon ball games)

by Ruckus Kaka February 14, 2024


David

David: “hero of the deed” anarchist terrorist committing acts of terror in order to inspire the working masses to revolt against the ruling class.

David is a hero, he's basically Thomas Sankara.

by silva.incognita August 1, 2022