taco-burrito conversation

A conversation of two people and no more. Used only when excluding a kibbitzer.

A+B: (conversation)
C: Hey, what are you guys talking about?
A: This is a taco-burrito conversation...nachos ("not yours")!

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Taco Bell dog

The main focus on the song "I ran over the Taco Bell dog."

Yes I did.

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poop taco surprise

when you go down on a really hot chick and are surprised that her snatch smells like shit

she was a poop taco surprise

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taco stand

the letter's stand in Scrabble game

You put your taco on the taco stand, while keeping the letters in your hand hahahaha what the fuck

*sigh*

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Taco Tantrum

An unnecessary tantrum of epic proportions over something that is insignificant, such as somebody fingering your taco; although the person cannot understand why other don’t share their rage. Also known as "Taco Meltdown."

Amber: Michael flipped the fuck out when the puta at Toca Bell touched his taco with that hand she was just handling cash.

Spec: That's gross...but did he really need to have a Taco Tantrum.

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Bar Taco

Noun.

1. A woman you find at frequenting the bar, pub or local hang out.

2. A female sexual interest/conquest obtained from the bar, pub or other alcoholic establishment.

Bar (reference to location) Taco (vagina)

"Hey, did you see that red-head over on the other end?" Yeah, she's definitely a nice piece bar taco"

"Dude, heard you brought home some bar taco last night!"

"I'm totally going out for some bar tacos tonight, who's with me?"

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Taco Gestapo

When a woman cock blocks another woman. She can put up a "beaver dam" to stop flirtation. Taco gestapo can also be used as a noun.

"Me and this guy were totally hitting it off, but Sarah just had to come over and taco gestapo me!"

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