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The act of smoking marijuana and then proceeding to have intense sex. For many people it is possibly the best sex they can experience. If you get high enough, the female might actually reach their elusive "orgasm"
Man we had the best high sex last night, she's definetly coming back for more
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The act of suddenly and without warning blowing your load on a woman's breasts and face during sex, followed by a quick honking of her nose.
The honking can be done simply for comedic effect, or, as an act of courtesy, to squeeze out any jizz that may have entered her nostrils.
Must be done knowing that the person on the receiving end may not put out for weeks after experiencing the sex clown.
Dick felt like playing a joke on Jane saturday night, so as he was coming, he pulled out, jumped on her chest, and gave her the sex clown.
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Sex early in the morning. Particularly good for revenge sex, break-up sex, and "i was too drunk last night to know you're ugly but oh well let's go again" -sex.
Breakfast sex may or may not be accompanied with actual food.
She was so hot, I couldn't help but have breakfast sex before I left for class.
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I was at my girlfriends house and we had never done it before, she said it was time to and I agreed, she had done it before but I hadn’t so she said I will take control you don’t have to do anything. She left the room and I undressed. She came in, wearing on a thong and carrying a draw in her hands.
She took out a rope and tied me to the bed, she then opened my legs and I said “dig in” and she did. She began to lick my clit softly and then she got so fast I moaned loudly, she then stuck a finger into my hole pushing it in and out hard. I moaned “oh yes right there baby” I orgasmed. She eat me out dry and wanted more. She thrusted a 8” dildo into me and I moaned she wanted more so she pulled out a 12” one and thrusted it hard into me I scream moaned in pleasure. She giggles and began to suck my clit until it was so hard. She moved onto my tits and fondled them, sucking them and biting on them. She rubbed my cum all of my tits and sucked them until they were hard, then she tongue fucked me for about 10 minutes as I moaned she shoved it all the way in and my back arched, I had reached my climax and orgasmed. My cum went everywhere and she drank it all up. Then she began to shove two fingers into my pussy and repeated this for 5 minutes before blindfolding me and ramming a 15” dildo into my pussy. I screamed and cummed everywhere. She loved it. She asked “are you having fun baby?” I replied “yes baby more more” she fisted my pussy hard as I moaned. Best lesbian sex ever
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A phrase that describes extremely frantic and wild sexual episodes, usually between a single man and woman. Jungle sex can happen anywhere but is especially frequent inside small cars and on used furniture.
Jungle sex is often the result of sexual repression or intense lust, especially of the kind experienced after eating a Satan Sandwich.
"That was some hot jungle sex we had last night!"
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When a person breaks out with pimples due to lack of sex
Person 1: omg! My face is breaking out with pimples!!
Person 2: Those are aren't pimples. Those are sex bumps!
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To perform sexual acts whilst repeatedly and loudly expelling gas through a burp.
My camp counsaler and I loved to have burp competitions, but then it advanced into burp sex
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