The act of pooping your pants and smearing it all over your crotch.
Jasmine made a boom boom and gave herself a muddy vagina.
A so-called male that envies a woman that is able obtain anything she wants in life and wants what she has. And because he is unable to achieve it, he constantly whines while secretly wishing he had a vagina.
Johnny wants to be a vagina man and try get things free from women how women would get things free from men
Shit you say to a hot girl after you've been shutdown
Hey babe what you doing later?
Psssh no.
Bitch you got rocks in the vagina
Cool or superior. Opposite of smooth vagina. Also simply referred to as "textured"
I had a great time at the show. It was textured vagina as fuck
The Male equivalent to the Female Cock Tease, however very rare to encounter.
girl#1: OMG! like do you see that guy over there, he is so hawt!!!1!1!11!!
girl#2: dont even waste your time, he is such a Vagina Mocker.
girl#1: What do you mean?
girl#2: HE WILL MAKE A MOCKERY OF YOUR VAGINA!!!
1).A roll that looks similar to a vagina.
Hey bro did you see that chicks vagina? it totally looked like a vagina roll!!