Dad

Someone who leaves to get the milk and never comes back, leaving you dad-less

Dad: I'm going to go get the milk
Me:Okay!

15 years later
Me:I wonder if Dad ever got the milk

Dad

The man that yells at you to hold the flashlight

Dad: Hold the fucking flashlight you spawn

Dad

Dad

Dad

Dad

An older guy that is thoroughly attractive

Oh wow he’s a dad!

Dad

Dad..?
ohh, you mean the milkman but does'int come to give milk to my house

my dad has gone to buy milk he says where he's going they have very sweet and tasty milk so my daddy is buying it for me!

dad

something a black man doesn't have

my dad ran away when i was born

Dad

Can mean an almost daddy

"Yo, the dude is a total dad, hmu."