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Nine hair

A person, typically female who is going bald but still has a Brillo pad hairdo or combover.

Tina is a real Nine Hair with that fuzzy combover.

by Y&•Illuninati April 24, 2015


7 long dark hairs!

A bald old manne.

PIG!
7 long dark hairs!

by plato! August 2, 2024


Hair Sissy

One whom simply cannot bare the very thought of tangled, messy, or even slightly unkempt hair.

Stop threatening me with a hair-cut! You're being such a hair sissy about this!

by Lieutenant Salt March 20, 2019


Soviet Hair Salon

A hair salon where everyone gets the same exact haircut.

Person 1: All those people have the same bowl-shaped hair
Person 2: Heck yeah boi it's the Soviet Hair Salon

by Anti Social Cuddlefish March 25, 2020


Curly hair

These mfs deserve the craziest head ever

Person 1:yo that dude has curly hair
Person 2: yeah someone should give him crazy head

by bootylickertoetickler June 2, 2022


Curly Hair

The hair every one in the world has because they cant get bitches

That gay cant get girls so he has curly hair

by whknoiw July 31, 2021


Hair Drapes

Someone whose hair looks like drapes. Their hair is usually really bad hair because it looks like drapes. It usually covers there eyes.

Anthony close those hair drapes.

by JGLGLFEO April 23, 2018