A person, typically female who is going bald but still has a Brillo pad hairdo or combover.
Tina is a real Nine Hair with that fuzzy combover.
One whom simply cannot bare the very thought of tangled, messy, or even slightly unkempt hair.
Stop threatening me with a hair-cut! You're being such a hair sissy about this!
A hair salon where everyone gets the same exact haircut.
Person 1: All those people have the same bowl-shaped hair
Person 2: Heck yeah boi it's the Soviet Hair Salon
These mfs deserve the craziest head ever
Person 1:yo that dude has curly hair
Person 2: yeah someone should give him crazy head
The hair every one in the world has because they cant get bitches
That gay cant get girls so he has curly hair
Someone whose hair looks like drapes. Their hair is usually really bad hair because it looks like drapes. It usually covers there eyes.
Anthony close those hair drapes.