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A stupid little redneck town in central Florida full of southeners and assholes. Theyre are 2 high schools. One is great, the other sucks badly. You decide which one. Sure, theyre are a few decentish people, but in general, this place is a shit-hole full of potheads and redneck old pople that will stare you down from out of their truck blasting Tim McGraw as you walk down the street. If you are reading this and just happen to live here, leave and never come back. You might just get shot by the jerk who hunts out of hunting season, or might get run over by an f-150
LOL LAND O LAKES IS A FUCKING REDNECKS
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Pumpkin shaped crap that comes out around halloween time
Hey, check out the crap o lanterns this year!!!
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One who prefers "Sony" products to "Microsoft" products. Possibly due to a form of mild retardation or a severe concussion.
Stop being such a sony-o-tard and go buy an "Xbox 360" or you will be hated by the world"
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jive·o·mite \jahyv-oh-mahyt\ 1 to engage in an overabundance of usually demeaning put-downs, teasing, exaggeration, or kidding often between friends.
Last night was no much fun, when Sam came in wearing that stupid hat it started a Jive-O-mite explosion of put-downs ending in the usual classic yo mama jokes.
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Packs of people of the asian persuasion. Can be found lurking in their natural habitat, collegiate libraries, on the first night of classes. Also at 2 am on a Friday night.
Often roam the stacks on horses, complete with handguns and/or machetes.
Watch out, theeeyy'lll getcha.
"There's probably a band o' asians in there."
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Skeet o' moms: action phrase meaning that someone likes to have sexual relations with mothers, also known as MILFs. The skeeting can partake inside the mother or on the mother as long as it is with, infact a mother. You can find a great variety of MILFs at the superstore "Skeet o' moms" (membership required)
"Damn I felt like a 20 yr convict that got parole at the playmate mansion when i got to have your mom over for some skeet o' mom time. Dont worry i let her take a shower before cooking your dinner"
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Any woman or girl and their outlook towards anything.
Tom: "Why would you get pissed off because I did not put away the fork within two minutes?"
Sally: "Because we're a just big ole' can o' crazy, it's how we roll"
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