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drag·o·nor·mous \drag-uhËnôrmÉs\ adj. 1: a mythical device, creature, or substance very large in size, quantity, or extent, representative of the "mythical" monster, usually presented as a massive sometimes horned, winged animal with similarities to that of a dinosaur. Within its arsenal are razor sharp claws and teeth, often spewing flames from it's mouth or nostrils.
Man, did you see Susan at lunch today? She brought in a box of donuts, so I was like "hey do you mind if I yoink one?", and she totally went off on me. Steer clear of Susan this morning she's being a dragonormous B.
WoW·Speak \wou-speek\ 1 An instantaneous explosion of cryptic, exaggerated, or meaningless talk, whilst playing WoW.
Player (Levicorpus): WTF there's trogg mobs everywhere, Dps them down. Bubble me I have no hp then I can cc these guys and we can loot.
Bystander: WTF
GF translation: He's using WoW Speak it means, There are Goblin bad guys all over the place, kill them, and help me I'm not doing so well my health is very low, then I can destroy these guys and we can steal their treasure.
tren·dite \tren-dite\ 1 An individual that adheres to the strict philosophical belief of being the trendy social nonconformist, however unwittingly adapts to most socially conformed trends; esp : those of which are not the minority of trends but rather the normality. aka (see also Bookmanites or booktard.)
So apparently I'm not cool enough to get the extra discount like the other hipsters in front of me, the cashier was such a trendite with her $400 dumpster jeans and her obscure t-shirts.
con·sti·pla·tion \Ëkän(t)-stÉ-ËplÄ-shÉn, 1 : To spend a vast amount of time thinking about whether or not you need or can poop.
Dude, I ate a dicey burrito this morning for breakfast, and I've wasted the entire last hour tied up in constiplation, I really don't want it to hit me during the meeting.
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jick·ass \jik-as, 1. The term used when Jackass and Dick just doesn't seem enough to encompass the douchebaggery of an individual.
man. that condescending guy in the I.T. department is suck a Jickass!
jive·o·mite \jahyv-oh-mahyt\ 1 to engage in an overabundance of usually demeaning put-downs, teasing, exaggeration, or kidding often between friends.
Last night was no much fun, when Sam came in wearing that stupid hat it started a Jive-O-mite explosion of put-downs ending in the usual classic yo mama jokes.
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book·tard \book-tahrd\ 1 An individual who works at a buy/sell/trade book, music or other media pawn type business, who has a major superiority complex in which they feel their beliefs and standards for incoming and outgoing trends are ALL that is law. These prototypical "hipsters", "trend starters", and "scene-setters" (almost always of the faux variety), often spend their free time in a herd of booktards, at their place of business, or accompanied by the bookmanites at a local art viewing or similar gala only to scoff if only for the sole reason to be derisive. booktards are also often referred to as bookmanites.
Dude! did you see that booktard in there? he made fun of your chucks, and his t-shirt said "I listen to bands that aren't even out yet.", what a douche.