The act of shitting upon one's face whilst sleeping for the purpose of awakening them.
To sum up the heighth of his shitty morning, he woke up to a "Chocolate Alarm Clock".
The act of shitting upon one's face whilst sleeping for the purpose of awakening them.
To sum up the heighth of his shitty morning, he was given a "Chocolate Alarm Clock".
The wonderful Dark skin guy named Thando he is tall and will steal all your girls
Sexy dark chocolate aka Thando will steal your girls
When you eat your gf ass and she forgot to wipe.
Friend 1: Mate I was eating my gf ass and it had pooh in it
Friend 2: AH mate you ate the dirty chocolate cake
A black person that is gay
Black kid : Shut up tom,
Tom:Shut up you chocolate cover strawberry
Teacher: tom why did you called him that
Tom: because he is chocolate on the outside and fruity in the inside
The sexual act of performing anal sex, and pulling out after you cum to find your dick is covered in a thick layer of shit.
Boyfriend: Oh no babe! You gave me the chocolate-coated banana! (Runs to the bathroom)
when someone sticks their nose in their partner's asshole as they are farting and defecating, it results in the smeller puking on that dirty asshole and then starting to lick it.
person 1 : Jack's asshole was so dirty after the Idaho chocolate soup
person 2 : you need therapy