for almost two years. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

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Blue Text: "for almost two years. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies." is now blue text!

Jerk from Home

When your employer allows you to work from home and you take advantage of the privilege by masturbating frequently between meetings and at lunch time. This activity is prostitution-adjacent because, technically, you are being paid by your employer to have sex with yourself.

Sorry, I can't go out tonight, I took a 'jerk from home' day and I am totally exhausted.

the lion has awoken from his den

When I guy wakes up and has a morning boner

Ah, what a beautiful morning. Oh look, the Lion has awoken from his den.

do me from the back

getting fucked in the ass

Would u do me from the back?

From Babylon

Someone who is slow. Someone who is not making sense.

She said she what? That she doesn't like black men? She's definitely from Babylon

Omar Martinez from Whittier

asshole prick manipulative inconsiderate anything else you can think of in the book

Definite version of an asshole. Look up the word asshole and his name is used as the main example. Omar Martinez from Whittier, you’re an asshole.

Spider-Man From Fortnite

To overly excess over something. Could be used on a hyper fixation as well. Comes from the “spider man from Fortnite” meme

I Spider-Man from Fortnited on jaidan when I saw her for the first time in 2 weeks. I seriously went “OH MY GOSH ITS JAIDAN!!!”

I Spider-Man from Fortnite when I see a Pontiac vibe