Mob Rule

Mob Rule: a far-right phrase describing an electoral system where the president is chosen based on a majority of voters wanting them to be president.

“You want to abolish the electoral college? That would lead to mob rule, which I’m TOTALLY in favor of when it comes to electing senators, mayors, representatives, city council members, dog catchers, judges, district attorneys, PTA heads, and literally every other position. But not the presidency for some reason.”

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Rule number one

Don't let loon in your poon!

"AMANDA that guy is bat shit crazy, remember Rule number one: Don't let loon in your poon. " -Megan
"MEGAN THAT GUY IS STALKING YOU REMEMBER RULE NUMBER ONE. " -Amanda

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27 minute rule

You can take up to 27 minutes to pee after sex to avoid a yeast infection/other infectious things.

Dude, 27 minute rule it will still works.

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5 second rule

If food drops on the ground, you're still allowed to eat it if it's only been on the ground for 5 seconds or less.

Person 1: Oh shit I dropped my pizza slice
Person 2: 5 second rule!
Person 1: *eats pizza*

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naked man rule

If you take a chick (if you're a guy)out on a date and it isn't going too well then take her back to your place. Then when she goes to the toilet strip down bollock naked and when she comes out, 2 out of 3 times you get laid.

Three guys go on a triple blind date
they each take their respective partners back to their flats and they meet up the next day.
1st guy: did you do the naked man rule?
2nd guy: Yeah . it worked BOOM
3rd guy: for me third guy unlucky

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5 Session Rule

A common knowledge webcam rule stating that it's okay for straight guys to jerk off with each other on cam as long as it doesn't exceed 5 sessions. If it exceeds 5 sessions, then they are gay. Derived from the "5 second rule".

Hey bro we can only do this one more time and then its back to x-box. 5 session rule.

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Two man rule

An aid for young straight males in order to define the age of a young looking peice of ass.
It is often done silently, accompanied by a knowing smirk, and a 'thumbs-up' by at least two people. It is now considered to be ok to go 'tap that ass'.
It'll hold up in court as well.

Jed: Look at that mate! she looks a bit young though....

Gaz: I'll TWO MAN RULE it.. (knowing smile, thumb up)

Jed: Allllrrrright! (Thumb up)

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