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A child born in 2000 or 2001 that experienced a portion of the 90's before the technology boom (before dial up was a thing of the past).
"I was born in 2000 and I experienced dial up and stuff."
"Ah, so you're a "90's Cutoff Kid." Makes sense."
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Farting on a queef while doing the Harlem Shake
I just shit on a penis grillin 7-12's
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LAUGHING SO HARD THAT U ACCIDENTALLY PEE URSELF! thus "wet my self laughing!(W M S L)"
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Zerobaseone new song is S-Class
Zerobaseone new song is S-Class
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Any day of the year is have s*x with an Australian day
have s*x with an Australian day is the day of which you MUST NO MATTER THE CIRCUMSTANCES have s*x with an Aussie
Me: why did you f*ck her
Best mate: it's have s*x with an Australian day today bro
Me: I thought that was tomorrow
Best mate: nahhh bro it's every day
Me: F*CK YEEEAHHH
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the season in which it is available for a man to take a smut (slut) away from another man.
During smut snatchin' season or s^3, Sponge managed to get with 5 girls who were already dating guys.
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A dinosaur still in existence today. It much resembles a simple bump. It moves slowly on dry land but fears being found and especially touched. To aid in its evasion, it often becomes covered in a mysterious liquid and disappears even though it's right in front of you.
Friend 1: "Dude, I managed to touch the elusive Hilarious Clitoris!"
Friend 2: "Its called the Hilarious Clitoris (clit-or-i-s) actually.. But that must have blown mother nature's mind!"
Friend 1: "No, but it blew your moms world!"
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