That plain and ordinary skunk smiling at a damn wine glass
Him: Hey, what’s up?
Her: Go call Becky with the good hair!
An inbred teenager that hasn’t heard of a barber. Tall, long, messy, feminine looking curly looking girl hair rested upon their uneducated head.
Generally accompanied by a squatted truck driver, whose father is also their uncle.
Damn, the broccoli haired dipshits are at it again!
You like someones hair or you like them for there hair. It's kind of like the the suit affect but on hair (suit affect is from i Carly when specter wears a suit because the girl only likes him when he is wearing it.)
The guys with the curly hair is my hair boo.
they b hoein frfr on my white mother
"dat hoe in her red hair faise"
Celebrating a hairstyle that you have been getting a year or more
My hair anniversary with twist is a year
Fabulous Hair Problems (FHP)
The Lizzo-like ownership of your hair
When your hair is too damn thick, voluminous, shiny and beautiful.
Damn girl, you have FHP. Me toooo!
What’s that?
Fabulous Hair Problems (FHP) Duh!