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crusty nut

A long lost tissue or any tissue-like object used for sanitizing male genitalia after ejaculating

Davon cleaned his whole room after discovering that his mom plans to clean the whole house. He was aware that crusty nuts might be discovered in the process.

by StanLied March 12, 2017


Wing-nut

A person with one nut and, or one larger in size than the other

Poor guy has a wing-nut

by Kitttkat November 23, 2021


fem nuts

slang way of talking about your ovaries or in other terms your" female nuts "

The mean boy hit Jane in her fem nuts
Or

Jane's fem nuts were in terrible pain because of her period

by Naturaly Crazy February 8, 2016


spicy nuts

Noun. A term for when a normally docile person decides to suddenly become a lewd; they are said to have “spicy nuts”

Do you remember that time Yam said fuck? Man he sure had some spicy nuts that day!

by PauFam69 December 16, 2021


Lab Nuts

The light musk on male testicles after a couple days of not cleaning, that is reminiscent of a high school science class.

I’ve got lab nuts bro, there is a science class in my pants.

by diamondwolf11 August 15, 2020


nut snorkeler

When someone dives into a plate of nuts, whether come or the common-allergy food, wearing snorkling gear. With the top of the breathing tube, you inhale strongly, dragging in the desired snorkle content.

Person 1: "Bro, Cass just did a nut snorkeler! It got everywhere! I'm gonna try ma nuts next!"
Person 2: "Holy moly! Did you take any pictures?"
Person 1: "I got every angle, brother."

by mario saves lives August 8, 2022


Gummy Nut

When you ejaculate in a female while your penis is flacid.

I had to gummy nut because she was so ugly.

by Brody Savaje September 29, 2020