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A Truck(or any vehicle) that is two wheel drive with an open differential. If a vehicle has a diff locker, positraction, or at bare minimum, limited slip, it can then be considered a two wheel drive. One Wheel drives have no business hitting the trail and off-roading, unless the drivers a crazy fucker like me and is ready to get stuck in menial situations and expend some effort on some vehicle recovery. Oh, but they work great for doing doughnuts on flat ground and haulin dead hookers to the riverbed.
Me: *on phone* " hey bro, can you help me out man, and bring your Toyota 4-By and a tow strap!"
random bro of mine: " aw shit man... did you get your One Wheel Drive Piece of Shit Ford Ranger stuck on a speed bump again?!!!"
Me: *Shamefully Mutter* "Yeah, fuck off and help me out. The truck works great for bangin your mom in the back!!"
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A guy that makes a girl wish she had never taken off her underwear. He's in and done in one pump. A total waste of a girl's time.
Selene was looking forward to the night and expected a night of great sex. However, the guy turned out to be a one pump jump and ruined the entire night.
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A person who can't hold their liquor; someone who's drunk after one sip of beer.
Brady: I feel like laughing right now, I'm so hammered.
Quincy: You're a one sip wonder.
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1. To quickly squeeze out a shit
2. To pinch off the end of a rather large shit in order to be done quicker.
Jerry had to pinch one off as the game started in ten minutes.
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A way of saying "don't f*&%$ with me" if someone is trying to start shit with you in any way shape or form or I will retaliate.
Vonshay was tryin' to be up in my shit, and I'm like, bitch I am NOT the one.
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When you get so high its hard to keep both eyes open so you close one and keep one open
Max is going to keep smoking pot till he reaches the level of the one eye high
A specific kind of strawman that consists in lying about someone's behavior, rendering them evil and playing the victim in order to gain the trust and empathy of other people all while taking revenge by making people hate the targeted person
-Hadil : He's lying, I did not abuse him He is just pulling a green one on me