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The Mexican salt shaker is the way of the future. It restores air flow, works the sweat off my balls, and adjusts my junk all at the same time. Not to mention no one knows what im doing.... mostly haha....
When i work out I always do The Mexican Salt Shaker so i don't get my hands wet.
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Inserting a non-sexual specific object into the anus that has had lubricant applied to it to encourage stimulation.
Also used in torture.
Quote:South Park
'Cartman'- "Whats a Mexican Chilli Bone?"
'Doctor' - "Im not sure, all i know is it involves Tobasco sauce, a telephone and the anus"
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big deisel truck, when they hear it coming it wakes you up and you get back to work as the boss man is coming!
hey pedro..you hear that man? "GRUMBLE GRUMBLE GRUMBLE"
I thing the boss is coming man! get back to work holmes.
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large red ant with big black butt ( in deserts of south west) they came from old mexico!
Nasty mexican fire ant bit me on my butt. People of california let's vote to send all mexican fire ant's back to Chichiwawha. My butt's so big and red it looks like an ORGRANGATAN's ass.
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when a man cums on a girls face, leaves it to dry, and peels it off later as a cum chip
Debbie: I ate my boyfriends mexican potato chip last night.
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The scale used to determine the coolness of Mexicans, based on last name.
10: Rodriguez--coolest of the cool, BAMF
9: Moreno--very BA
8: Hernandez-- really awesome guy
7: Ramirez--pretty cool
6: Castillo--cool but not BAMFy at all
5: Flores--nice person
4: Mendoza--decent but not good
3: Castro--a bit asanine
2: Sanchez--semi-dumb, could be smelly
1: Gomez--what an idiot!
If your last name is Rodriguez, congratulations!
Moreno's pretty cool. I'd hate to be Gomez! That dweeb.
With the Mexican Name Scale, it's a lot easier for me to tell who's hot and who's not.
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The wonderful by-product of that fuckadillo called NAFTA. Produce grown in Mexico, where they use human waste as fertilizer, resulting in various sicknesses among unsuspecting gringoes, including Hepatitis and Salmonella. This cheap and inferior product is destroying the United States tomato industry, as well as many other forms of agriculture.
Dude, I'm going to have to resort to shopping at hippy stores for organic produce if I catch Hepatitis-C from one more piece of dirty mexican produce.
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