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Sam or Samuel. His true friends know him as Sambal. He has a great love for the sea, is a trustworthy friend and hopeless romantic. A Sam is very adventurous but can often get himself in trouble. His drink of choice is a white russian. It is essential that the Sambal be equiped with it at all times. He will help anyone in need and is a generous and kind person. A very excitable man who enjoys being admired and loved, which comes easily with his character. Women beware, he will sail your waters with ease.
Men, Beware the story of the Sambal.
An amazingly smart basic bitch who is can be a bit grumpy at times but that’s usually when she’s PMS’ing or on her period but a jar of Nutella can fix that. But in other terms she’s actually a kind-hearted person who can make Social Studies or any other boring class fun. She’s beautiful and if you mess with her, you’re sure to be dragged into a world full of hurt and literal Hell. She makes a good sister.
Sam: Where the fuck is my Starbucks?!
Lyla: Are you on your period?
Sam: Yea. And my mother forget my Nutella!
Lyla: Uhh...Would Panera fix that?
Sam: NO! I want my Nutella damn it!
Lyla: Ok, ok.
Sam is the greatest guy in the world. He never judges you and wants the best for everyone. We should all have a Sam in our lives.
Ah I need to find a Sam and my life would be perfect
Sam is a gay ass dude that rides horses more than he rides dick that always be hating fallout 76 plus he gets mad at 2k
Hey look at that gay guy over there oh wait it’s Sam
Great girl with a weird personality she loves milk and gets emotional attached she. before showing a cute picture get some earplugs she has a high pitch sequel. she is also Lactose but refuses to accept the fact. If you have to file a restraining order so you dont die
wow sam loves milk
sam: drinks all the milk
the type of girl who always wants milk and complains about anything.You should also file a restraining order because she can become attached( also Bi)
wow she is such a sam
sam: Drinks all the milk