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1. (n) An individual who, in any given conversation, will not hesitate to barge in with an anecdote of often questionable eligibility that in some way makes him better than anything you've said so far in the conversation
2. (v) To commit the act described in being a One-up James
Becky: So I adopted a kitten from the SPCA the other day, he's SO cute!
One-up James: Funny you should mention that, Becky, I just adopted Five kittens that I saved from a burning skyscraper last weekend
Becky: But aren't you allergic to cats?
OUJ: Oh, I was, then I developed the cure for anything
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The God of my religion...music.
I worship Maynard James Keenan.
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The most badass President in history. When elected, he said that he will only serve one term and promised to make the US a continental power. In four years, Oregon, Washington, California, Arizona, Nevada, Utah, Colorado, Idaho, New Mexico, Texas, and parts of Wyoming were part of the United States. He died three months later. He could kill a man by just staring at him.
Who was the most badass president in US history? James K. Polk!!!
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11th president of the United Sates; also said to be the first white man to have a Chinese character as a tattoo.
President James K. Polk is fucking awesome!
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the hottest guy with the cutest british accent.
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Small fella - very quite - think's all women are attracted to him when they are not.
Also adores Cristiano Ronaldo - has the same hairstyle etc as him - wants to work as Ronaldo's maid to just spend all day with his idol!
J: "Ronaldo, wohoo look at that see that skill, better than...."
?: "Shut it!"
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James Blunt; is a rubbish singer that thinks he can get women.
he gets women and then he sings to them and they brake up with him, if you ask me how I know that listen to all of his songs, they are all about his soppy love life and women always leaving him.
Hey do you know James Blunt?
Oh yea I went out with him.
What happened?
Oh he sang to me😂
And I'm guessing he wrote a love song about the brake up?
Yep!
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