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Joner Boner

(1) A Jonas Brother
(2) A very homosexual person that likes dick in their ass.
(3) The state of mind of Joe, Kevin, or Nick when they show how gay they really are.

(1) "Omg it's a Joner Boner"
(2) "Wow you're so gay you're a Joner Boner"
(3) "Kevin showing his Joner Boner again"

by xomattwilsonox December 1, 2009

2๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


sausage boner

when a males penis is erect. It resembles a link of a sausage beacuse of its spots and discoloration.

Slade Patterson's sausage boner

by amilio October 2, 2006

4๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


bad boner day

A day when your morning wood remains until bedtime. A very persistant erection that hurts and interferes with your ability to have a nice day, often caused by a long night masturbating or having sex. This can also be caused by, but less commonly, shoving a long object through the urethra.

Boss: You seem a bit irritated today - whats wrong?
Worker: Im just kinda having a bad boner day, sir.

by Pooty__Toot April 2, 2008

15๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


lactating boner geyser

A Male specimen having an incredible orgasm.

Oh god, Oh god, I'm going to have lactating boner geyser

by Schwing33 May 29, 2015


Beauty Shop Boner

The guy in the hair salon who has a boner while a girl messes with his hair.

At the hair salon:
Lady 1: OMG! That guy has a boner
Lady 2: OMG! LOL! Looks like a beauty shop boner! *snaps picture*
*Guy awkwardly covers his crotch*

by Stinkweed March 15, 2013


Post-Traumatic Boner

When you witness something so magnificent, so utterly fan-fucking-tastic that it traumatises you with its brilliance, and gives you an erection.

"Holy hell, I just saw Fast & Furious 6, it gave me a Post-traumatic boner."

by Dickweed McGee March 25, 2014


Second degree boner

A boner (erection) received from something you are not actively involved in. It is used to describe how a boner is brought about.

"I totally just got a Second degree boner watching you two make out."

by raladical December 28, 2011