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Hails from Long Island, New York, specifically the Oak Beach Inn in Hampton Bays. Said to be invented by bartender Robert "Rosebud" Butt. The original recipe called for one ounce of vodka, gin, tequila, and light rum, a half-ounce of triple sec, a dash of lemon juice, and a splash of cola. Today it is served many different ways, but the best place to get one is at any bar on Long Island.
John: "Yo I finally got that bitch Sarah to climb in bed with me"
Steve: "What you give her, a Rohypnol?"
John: "No I just made her a couple Long Island Iced Tea's and she was glad to get in bed with me”
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An icey cold beverage to give you leverage
Oh bartizzle, please pizzle me a Long Izzle Ice Tizzle
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There's nothing better at Thanksgiving than roasted turkey and a helping of Irish ice cream.
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When your nipples freeze so hard they can break titanium into 16 thousand pieces.
"Man, it is so cold outside I could break glass with these ice cold hard nips!"
A play-on-words, combining the popular cocktail Long Island Iced Tea, and shlong, a humorous term for penis. It refers to an unusually large amount of ejaculate consumed by a woman after oral sex. It can be from one male or multiple
Chad: “man, I served up some Shlong Island Iced Tea for Kate last night”
Dave: “nice one bro”
An actual lack of driving at all. All the trees fall down usually preventing any navigation of roads. If that does not happen then his central location is actually frozen preventing the Ram 2500 4x4 from movement.
Where is Clay this morning? It snowed so he is probably not coming in. Oh so he is out "Dirt Clay Ice Driving". Yeah I assume every tree has fallen or there is ice. My roads were clear! Yeah those falling trees and ice build up only happen in Laguardo.
Everyday People can tk iced and we shouldn't feel bad because its a holiday and its funny
Pig Jesus-Hey dude I am pissed at iced lets tk him
Skim Milk Daddy-Hey its fine its national tk iced day