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Hails from Long Island, New York, specifically the Oak Beach Inn in Hampton Bays. Said to be invented by bartender Robert "Rosebud" Butt. The original recipe called for one ounce of vodka, gin, tequila, and light rum, a half-ounce of triple sec, a dash of lemon juice, and a splash of cola. Today it is served many different ways, but the best place to get one is at any bar on Long Island.
John: "Yo I finally got that bitch Sarah to climb in bed with me"
Steve: "What you give her, a Rohypnol?"
John: "No I just made her a couple Long Island Iced Tea's and she was glad to get in bed with me”
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An icey cold beverage to give you leverage
Oh bartizzle, please pizzle me a Long Izzle Ice Tizzle
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There's nothing better at Thanksgiving than roasted turkey and a helping of Irish ice cream.
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A play-on-words, combining the popular cocktail Long Island Iced Tea, and shlong, a humorous term for penis. It refers to an unusually large amount of ejaculate consumed by a woman after oral sex. It can be from one male or multiple
Chad: “man, I served up some Shlong Island Iced Tea for Kate last night”
Dave: “nice one bro”
When your nipples freeze so hard they can break titanium into 16 thousand pieces.
"Man, it is so cold outside I could break glass with these ice cold hard nips!"
When Disneyland Opened In 1955, Walt Disney Didn't Have Costumed Characters Readily Available To Roam Around The Parks. So, He Struck A Deal With The Ice Capades (Who Previously Used Disney Costumes In Their Shows Since 1949.) To Borrow What Characters They Had Used. They Had The Basics. Pinocchio, Dumbo, Mickey & Minnie, Donald Duck, Etc. Although These Costumes Looked Okay From A Distance, When You Look At Them Up Close, These Things Were Fucking Scary As Shit!!! Even After The Park Had Opened, The Ice Capades Had Still Kept The Deal With Disney & Continued Giving Them Retired Ice Capades Costume Characters. Characters Such As Fifi The French Poodle, Scottie, Maude The Comedy Mule & Other Unidentifiable Costumed Characters All The Way Up To At Least 1966, When Walt Disney Died.
Person: What Was The Weirdest Time For Disneyland?
Me: Disneyland "Ice Capades" Era
When someone’s talking some bullshit and u gotta go
Person A- “so I have my colonoscopy tomorrow and I’m excited”
Person B- “I have an Iced Tea”*proceeds to leave*