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The last shot you'll ever need, under The Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act. May contain lead and/or copper, will leaves trace GSR at the injection site.
Dude, your dad turned 70? Might as well sign him up for his shovel-ready flu shot now...
Bro, that shovel-ready flu shot is KILLER!
The feeling of disappointment when someone realizes the truth after being scammed by a broad-marketing message from an Instagrammer-Scammer and fallen for it, fallen in love, become infatuated or believed it to be real when it was in fact a scam and they have been a victim.
Being a woman I hadn’t been called ‘handsome’ since the summer of 1851. So I was intrigued by his message request and clear appreciation for Neoclassics. It wasn’t long before I reluctantly realized this ‘mail-shot to the heart’. He wasn’t interested, but another broke Instagrammer-scammer blindly broad-targeting for a sugar-daddy.
When a person steals your place at the bar while you are distracted for 2 seconds.
Guy 1: "Hey man, I'm almost at the front"
Guy 2: "Not man, some chick just just shot blocked you"
Guy 1 notices a girl has stolen his spot.
An exclamation of a trick shot in pool. Used in Big Brother to define a lucky shot that Mark Drelich uses when playing pool.
A Mark Shot occurs when you hit a ball you aimed for, but it goes into a hole on the opposite side of the pool table.
He specifically said that Mark Shot was going to be put on Urban Dictionary. So because he's my favourite Big Brother player, I did this for him.
Mark Shot!
A unit of measurement relating to alcohol. One Dani shot equates to exactly four usual shots.
I'll have a Dani shot of vodka.
I'll order a tequila Dani.
Keep. Give me a whiskey. Make it a Dani.
Nariella Beaulieu.
“She was like a shot of espresso. She’s like, being bathed in sunlight.”
Fantasy football punishment in which last place (aka ultimate loser) takes a penalty of a massive squirting penis dildo filled with booze, right to the face
Bro- did you see Hunt lost fantasy football AGAIN? He’s got to take ANOTHER Dong Shot!!