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"The insertion of the testicles into the anus or vagina; for many people, the testicles must be tied up at their base and the scrotum must be hanging loose for this to be possible."
*credit: Men's Health Teaching Group
After exhausting every other possible position, the two decided to engage in a raunchy night of ball-fucking.
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(n)
1.) A whole bunch of nonsense, fallacy, and plain old bullshit.
2.) Something so ridiculous, meaningless, nonsensical and/or out of context that you cannot comprehend the reason why it was made or put there.
3.) Something that just really really sucks.
1. *talking to boss* - "Those rumors you hear about me slacking off are just a shitload of fuck, I do more work than half the people here."
2. In Far Cry, some of the things you have to do to beat the levels are just a shitload of fuck.
3. *on the way to a concert, the car stalls out* - "Well this is just a shitload of fuck."
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A "fuck-and-duck" is when person "A" has sex with person "B", then avoids any and all contact with person "B". This may be to ensure that a sexual encounter becomes a one-night stand. It is also a means of breaking up with a person.
After the sixth unreturned phone call, Sharon began to suspect she was the victim of a fuck-and-duck.
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someone who is completly useless.see:fucktard.
Skyler Hanks is a fuck nugget.
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Noun and Verb.
Also spelled "Fjörd Fuck" is a particular way to have sex that is possible only in Norwegian Fjords. It consist of make love in an isolated place on the mountains that overlook the fjords in Norway. While doing sex the people involved have to enjoy a wide view of the fjord and possibly of waterfall and glaciers.
The act is performed in an isolated place so it is often accompanied with screams and swears. For its wild nature it leaves often the lovers temporarily crippled. It is a good reminder of the fact that we descend from the animals!
Last week we had this road trip in Norway with my girlfriend... we had been Fjord fucking all the time...it was amazing, the sex and the view!
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To take control of a situation in an assertive way
So an executive walks into an office filled with his subordinates who are screwing around. He asks "who the hell is fucking the monkey in here?"
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when you wake up the next morning with an ugly chick on your arm and you would rather naw your own arm off, rather than to wake her up
doug - that was a great party til the next morning
tony - why
doug - woke up next to amber
tony - she is a coyote fuck
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