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(fyôrd, fyrd)
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A long, narrow, deep inlet of the sea between steep slopes.
hey dude, Pammy was in the pool, her damp gash was like a fjord!
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A long, narrow, deep inlet of the sea between steep slopes, usually pined for by the Slumbering Norwegian Blue Parrot.
Mr. Praline: Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That parrot is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not 'alf an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk.
Owner: Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords.
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Slang term for a homosexual or faggot.
"Damn, that guy is quite a fjord"
"Look at that fjord"
"That guy is deffinitly a fjord"
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The act of crossing a fjord by way of walking, running, hopping or jumping on fallen trees and rocks.
The troubled child found fjording a nearby creek to be a rather enjoyable and uplifting hobby in the wake of his depression.
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The name fjord is a Viking name meaning dangerouse or crazy. Fjord is certainly one of a kind. Although nobody wants to admit it, Fjord is a disappointment. He doesn't need drugs or alcohol, because he is already mentally crazy. Most Fjords are in a mental hospital, if not they soon will be.
"RED ALERT!!! FJORD IS APROACHING THE BUILDING!!! FJORD IS APPROACHING THE BUILDING!!! FJORD IS APPROACHING THE BUILDING!!! FJORD IS APPROACHING THE BUILDING!!! FJORD IS APPROACHING THE BUILDING!!! FJORD IS APPROACHING THE BUILDING!!! FJORD IS APPROACHING THE BUILDING!!! FJORD IS APPROACHING THE BUILDING!!! FJORD IS APPROACHING THE BUILDING!!!"
When you snort so much coke that traces remain in your nasal cavity resulting in something of a "perma-drip" or intermittent drips for a period of hours or over the course of an entire day after termination of cocaine usage. Named for the river-like bodies of water formed by glacial erosion of cliffs... the snow melts, and you end up with a fjord running down your post-nasal cavity.
Bradley and I got railed the fuck out on half a ball last night... I've had a fjord going on all day man.
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the most awesome place that you can live. Even more ghetto than Compton. In fact, people from Compton go to Fjords and are all "shit, Compton is for pussys and justin "i still haven't hit puberty" beiber. I'm gonna get at a fjord, crackah!". They then try to move into a Fjord but get kicked out, because only people named either Byg so steezy or wthomasoh can live there. Or anyone they invite.
*these names are subject to change, but represent the owners of these names and no fakers who try to be them. The only people who will never be allowed to get invited there or live there are playstation owning cod addicted ignorant rednecks.
Man, I want to move to a fjord, but i just ain't g enough man.
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