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A sexual activity in which the man powders his balls with Old Bay spice, and then lets a woman go to town on them.
"I can't believe I don't have Old Bay all over my face after that huge Baltimore crab cake!"
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Someone who overides your birthday with their own drama which makes out you are in the wrong when it is them.
When a person pretends to do something nice for your birthday such as baking a cake, then throws a hissy fit the day before your birthday involving ignoring you for several days, then blaming you for ignoring them, resulting in said person becoming the BIRTHDAY CAKE BITCH
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"Man, that ho's got a nice set of sweet-cakes!"
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To pull out whilst receiving oral sex, cum on your girl's face, then throw a handful of icing sugar onto her face. The icing sugar sticks to the cum, and resembles a freshly iced cake.
Dicksmacker69: "I want to bake some cookies, have you seen the icing sugar?"
Troll: "Yeah, it's upstairs, your mom and I were Icing The Cake last night."
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When you jump someone, stone them to death, then feed their dead body to rabid cannibal midgets, then collect the midgets defication bake it into a cake and give it to that persons mother on her birthday
man1: the bitch didnt give me a blow job, so i decieded to make alaskan stonehedge cake out of that slut!
man2: youre hardcore man!
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When obtaining a cake is very easy
“Was the bakery busy?”
“No, it was a piece of cake squared.”
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The art of covering someone's face with a healthy batch of Man-goo.
Last night I was getting a great blowjob from your mom. Since she's not into throat babies, I pulled out just before I came, shot my load on her face and she was frosted like a cake.
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