can i be your friend?

Short answer: No.
Long answer: I'm just an internet random just as you, so that means no one knows the other and by that we can't trust ourselves... But don't worry, there are many people in the world, may one wants to be your friend.

You: can i be your friend?
internet random: no.

dick can dike

Nicotine addiction

I’m facing a real dick can dike

can wastage

when a woman has nice size breasts but isn't interested in sex

Sally has nice cans but is asexual such Can Wastage

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Jonathan Canning (Young J-Can)

I am just an average rapper living in a small town. Rapping is my life, i get all the bitchez. I try to fuck dem bitchez but nigga it aint workin. dun give a fuck, all i need is rap. #realtalk rapper name: Young J can, hit me up on youtube unless your just a hater :)

Ted: hey young j ccan
Jonathan Canning (Young J-Can): Fuck you bitch, swearing and rappin is my life fuck yooouu haterzz !

can of corn

A short but fat dick

His can of corn stretched her mouth wide open.

Canned Labour

dam that nigga a freeuse picker

White Guy: Damn bro, only 5 dollars? For some Canned Labour? What a steal!