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Two men playing tuggies back and forth until one of them is ejaculates. This one then takes a rolling paper, spoons the semen and some grass into it, and lights up the other man’s children.
Dog I so high yesterday after I lost Jamaican tug-o-war to my buddy Greg
The epic battles that ensued over the possession of the sacred cock, as he who controls the cock controls the universe. Where were you when the cock flew.....?
"Hey son, learn about anything interesting in school today?"
"Yeah! We learned about the commanders in the Great Cock War of 2017!"
The best game ever, a super shooter featuring an army man in an explosion war, got a sequel with new mechanics and a sandbox version
Guy 1:Were you playing games all night again?!
Guy 2: Oh man, super shooter army man explosion war number 2 just came out!
Guy 1: understandable have a good day
A Star Wars 'fan' who hates certain female characters of Star Wars media such as Rey Palpatine and Ahsoka Tano for simply exiting due to their gender as women. This is not to be confused with someone who hates Rey simply because of the very real character flaws she is plagued with.
"Why does this douche hate Ahsoka Tano so much. Are they a Star Wars sexist?"
Verb. Used to define when two men sit down at the same time while making a thumbs up gesture on the seat next to them, proceeding to insert their thumbs up the other individuals rectal cavity.
John: hey you wanna play thumb wars while we watch house hunters?
Joe: yeah I'd love to but only if you spit on it first.
When you go to the gym in January and you have to battle for equipment because of all the people who made New Year's resolutions to get in shape.
I was almost killed in the Resolutionary War while fighting to get on a treadmill. I can't wait for February when things will be back to normal.