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what are you smoking?

when someone thinks you may be acting weird due to drugs, mostly said as a joke and they probs dont rlly think ur on drugs. say this to people when they say cringy crap or are just weird.

owen: what are you smoking? LOL
mike: I'm smoking your mom

by MonicaChan April 19, 2022


what the possible fuck

You exclaim "What the possible fuck!" when you aren't completely sure that this potential fucked-up situation is actually happening or has happened or ever will happen. In other words, you don't want to completely commit yourself to whether this is an actual fucked-up situation or not because you don't have all the facts. And if you misjudge it or call it prematurely, you would look like a dick. So meticulous and cautious soul that you are "What the possible fuck!" is the perfect reaction.

While watching fake-news BSNBC, Pete phones his friend Joe.

Pete (breathlessly excited): "MadCow says that a swarm of little green moon-men have landed their spacecraft on Times Square and and are handing out little green lollypops while shouting 'Fear not! We've come in peace!'"

Joe (mildly dubious): "What the possible fuck!"

by DoDotti November 13, 2017


erm... what the DERP?!?!

erm what the deuce?!?!?! (derogatory)

erm... what the DERP?!?!

by derogatoryterms September 30, 2022


it aint what it aint

The opposit of "it is what it is"

My friend says to me "it don't look pretty "

And I reply " It aint what it aint"

by BatesLane February 18, 2018


Yo, What's the scoop?!

penis

Person 1: Yo, What's the scoop?!

Person 2: PENIS

by ToasterMusic September 9, 2018


What a wonderful world

When Madi,Jas,and Tre have nothing else better to do they sing what a wonderful world to make them busy.

“Tre: And I think to myself….
Jas and Madi: WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD

by Tre Brewster July 5, 2021


what the cunting fuck

Take 'what the fuck' and double it, and then add a little bit more

You: Mate, "what the cunting fuck"!!!!????

Mate: what does it look like, I'm fucking yer mum!

by Your Mum Likes Bush Onion April 7, 2011

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