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You exclaim "What the possible fuck!" when you aren't completely sure that this potential fucked-up situation is actually happening or has happened or ever will happen. In other words, you don't want to completely commit yourself to whether this is an actual fucked-up situation or not because you don't have all the facts. And if you misjudge it or call it prematurely, you would look like a dick. So meticulous and cautious soul that you are "What the possible fuck!" is the perfect reaction.
While watching fake-news BSNBC, Pete phones his friend Joe.
Pete (breathlessly excited): "MadCow says that a swarm of little green moon-men have landed their spacecraft on Times Square and and are handing out little green lollypops while shouting 'Fear not! We've come in peace!'"
Joe (mildly dubious): "What the possible fuck!"
Person 1: Yo, What's the scoop?!
Person 2: PENIS
when something comepletly and idioticly unexpected happens and you dont know how to act about it
someone: (gets cancer, loses 3 of there 17 kidneys, gets AIDS, and eats 36 bats and 79 people in 5 sec's)
someone: WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW
When Madi,Jas,and Tre have nothing else better to do they sing what a wonderful world to make them busy.
“Tre: And I think to myself….
Jas and Madi: WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD”
Take 'what the fuck' and double it, and then add a little bit more
You: Mate, "what the cunting fuck"!!!!????
Mate: what does it look like, I'm fucking yer mum!
when something hilarious happens and its so funny you have to point out the hilarity of the situation.
Dull people may use the phrase 'oh what fun', but we all know 'oh what larks' is better.
friend walks into the door,
somone kind and sympathetic: "oh what larks"