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Women use it to clean their vajayjays
<fat person> anyone who doesn't liek WoW is a Bag o' Douche
<not fat person> NO U!
Having slipped and fallen on a patch of ice.
Ron: Yo man, where ya been?
Craig: Sorry about that dude. I douched out on the ice on the way here.
Similar in type and variety to a "Douche Bag" only of a far heavier stature.
1. A person that is a total moron and doesn't think before he/she speaks or acts.
2a of what's cool, possibly an arrogance about them.
3. One with an intolerable personality.
Oh My Effing God, look at that douche o potamus over there acting like he actually know's what's going on.
An individual who evinces blinding acumen in the field of douchebaggery so as to evoke the skill and dexterity necessary to execute double-dutch rope jumping tricks.
A mansplainer on the internet saw fit to explain thermodynamics to an astronaut since, of course, as a female, she couldn't possibly comprehend the mechanisms of liquids in vacuums...he reached epic DOuble Dutch Douchebaggery levels however by failing to understand the concept of "spontaneous reactions" and has never been heard from again.
a person who drinks a douche after it's been used.
you're a such a douche-drinker
A person or group who exceeds the limits of being a douche canoe
Grady, you are a douche freight train