shore hardness

When your dick gets hard while you're at the beach.

When a man gets an erection while at the beach. Typically while wearing swim trunks.

"Hey man come look at the crab I found."

"Can't dude, I got shore hardness."

"oh, yeah I saw that milf walk by too."

"How do you keep from getting shore hardness when you go to those nude beaches?"

"Easy, I just jack off before."

hard flex

a well rolled joint or blunt

did you roll that? Damn its a hard flex

hard dick on yatch

a hard dick on yatch is an imaginary rape fest in your own mind. then you come back to relaity and if the girl is alone shes gonna get pumped lizad dickstyle!

i got a hard dick on yatch eneded up fucking her.

Hard Itch'd

Hard Itch'd 'noun'

"Hannah you're a bitch" Omg did she hard Itch'd me?

Hard faced Angie

Nurse with a rough usually masculine face, not usually nice or feminine. Typically single or single mom. Personality usually matches face. Loads of opinions and debt typically.

At the gym the hard faced Angie was noticing me. I was noticing her, we talked, and definitely not worth it.

Harding

When you laugh so hard you turn to stone.

I literally dropped my phone from how laugh I'm harding

Harding

Liking it up the ass profusely

Man last night I was craving a Harding