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A non-excuse for not playing a video game with all your friends while also not wanting to give an actual, legit reason why.
Derek: I don't want to play that game... it's a life ruiner!
Flint: Why do you think it's a life ruiner?
Derek: ... because, it is.
Flint: ... k
When you're academically smart, but doesn't know jack shit about the real world
A: Dude, can you help me cook for tonight
B: Bruh, can't you do it yourself? You're very smart after all
A. I may be school smart, but I'm life stupid!
A life surrounded by positivity, love, success, and hope. Always pushing negativity away.
Don’t forget kat, it’s zoom life.
The woman you chose as your companion because she authoritatively guides you through the many complexities of life
I want you to be my life bitch, will you marry me?
term describing a "sugar daddy" and/or "sugar momma" that sounds less degrading than flat out claiming that person gives you money essentially to breathe and/or end up in compromising situations. Easiest way to decide a girl has a life investor: no job with lots of travel pictures alone i.e. Dubai, expensive purses, shoes, and the words 'public figure' any where on her Instagram.
Friend: Wow Jill, how do you get to take all these vacations and have all of these lovely handbags?? You don't even have a job!
Jill: Easy answer! I found a life investor online and he's all I'll ever need. And no, you won't see any pictures of him, he's wayyyy to camera shy. Plus he's always working so you won't be able to hang out with him.
When you do something in your dreams, for example, like start crying and you wake up actually crying. It's basically an event in which your dreams really do come true.
Man I swear my sleep life is happening more often then my real life. I was using the restroom in my dream and I woke up with piss in my sheets... It was embarrassing.