meat tweet

a genital snapshot - often depicting a state of arousal - sent by a gentleman to a lady friend he has just met on a social networking site. Often ends up being permanently downloaded to the hard drive of his wife's divorce lawyer.

My meat tweet a "moment of madness", says Premier League footballer.

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Meat Whistle

Another name for penis

Yo man, I heard Jimmy was playing the meat whistle last night!

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Meat whistle

Any long, cyndrical sleeve of processed meat, typically called a hot dog or sausage. Most notably served at picnics, family gatherings, and beisbol games.

Wrigley field serves the best meat whistles of all the stadiums.

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meat spike

Another term for a mans cock

Guy 1. So did you fuck that girl last night?

Guy2. Ya man nearly stabbed her to death with my meat spike

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dick meat

The meatiness of a throbbing cock's shaft.

A nympho vegetarian only eats dick meat.

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meat curator

A woman who is the keeper or custodian of a man's private parts

Kimberley is currently working as my personal meat curator

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assorted meat

different guy in every hole

i asked jenny if she wanted a sub........she said yes.....i want assorted........i said ok you like assorted meat...she said "ya....asian guy in one hole...black guy in another"

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