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when multiple gay guys converge in necrophilia and wierd sex in a small pool full of jello, jelly, and gummy worms.
There was a bar that was hosting an ediblestic Smarshmello Pie . My friend was the main course., and speaker.
seeing how most of us like to associate good sex with good food, here's another nutritious term to add to your urban vocabulary. Uses of the term include but are not limited to, any girl you had sex with in the past ( my sausage pie) or just simply the act of sex (making sausage pie), where the pie shell is the vagina and the sausage is obviously the penis.
Person 1: what do you want to do tonight?
Person 2: idk....umm go for a coffee?
Person 1: id be up for it but it's Sunday, everything's closed, dang!
Person 2: we'll figure something out
Person 1: well my tvs broken. We can't watch Netflix, so let's make some sausage pie!
When you come in her ass and she has shit all over it
The way her shit made a nice ring around her asshole I just knew I was gonna give her a prune pie
The art of having a female insert the tip of a can of whipped cream into the mans anus until full; then proceeding to fuck it out, creating a sloppy chocolate pie mixture.
My wife was feeling adventurous, and decided to give me a Whitcomb Pie last night.
A name for vampires or orange cats
“hi fishy-pie!” Said Jordana to her cat
When you go down for oral sex on a woman,and you’re not aware that she has already had somebody ejaculate inside of her earlier that day.
When I went down on my blind date, that is when i realized i was a victim of dirty double dipped cream pie.
When you decide to go feast on sugary sweets and highly caffeinated coffee preferably at your local cafe or coffee establishment instead of going to your planned Pilates or Yoga class.
Karen dressed in her best yoga outfit skipped her 10AM Pilates class for some pie and lattes instead.