Tom

Its mean your dumb.

Bully: Hello, Tom!

Me: no u

tom

is really really really really really really dum

yo that tom is really really really really dum

Tom

Also known by the legend of "Blium", "CoolGamer330", and the likes, Tom is an amazing person with an abnormally large penis.

Woah! Is that a Tom? Wow his penis must be massive!

Tom

A very posh, easily intoxicated boy. Tom's often fall for elderly women.

God I'm glad I'm not Tom

Tom

A big penis.

WOW you have such a big Tom!

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!! HA HA HA!

Tom

A compulsive liar. The kind of guy who will steal your Pepsi, deodorant and crisps and your pen from your hand. The only thing he won't steal is your cleaning supplies.

Housemate: "Tom, are you drinking our Pepsi?"
*carbonated release*
Tom: "Nah, getting some orange juice..."

Tom

An asshole

Man, my ex was such a Tom: he still owes me money to this day