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When a male partner pours chile sauce, hot sauce, salsa, or all three onto both his penis and his partners breasts, then proceeds to titty fuck her.
"DUDEEEEE I GAVE THAT BITCH A MEXICAN BOOB JOB AND MY SHIT BURNT SO BAD AFTER! But damn was it worth it."
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When a woman is giving a B.J. and the man turns around and continues to place each testicle in her nostrils creating what would appear to be a gas mask.
"Molly was giving me head and i totally gave her a mexican gas mask until she passed out."
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When working in a restaurant, to take a dirty, wrinkled shirt and hold it under the milk steamer of an espresso machine to clean/press it. Thus performing the Mexican Dry Clean. So named for the regular practice of Mexican Busboys
Yo! Cabron! you better give that shirt a mexican dry clean before the jefe sees you.
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A large light brown in color terd that hangs above the water about an inch. Thus simulating a trout being released into the wild.
Man billy just released the biggest mexican brown trout back into the wild.
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A really nasty splattered, flinging, smelly, sticky, liquid, floating, off-the-walls kind of shit. Usually only occurs when a normal person (anyone not from mexico) consumes a fruit or vegetable grown in Mexico.
Dude, I just layed a mexican strawberry all over your bathroom...
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When after having sex with a mexican, you're feeling so patriotic you get up and build a wall between the two of you.
I finally got in with that latina chick at the bar last night. I was so in love with America afterwards that I built a wall to keep out foreigners.
Dude, you built a Mexican-Roadblock.
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the art of shitting on a persons doona cover and rolling them up in it like a burito. To achieve its fulll effect the shit should be sloppy and warm like gravy. beware of pinkeye. Have a nice smile on your face dont feel pressured into anything you dont want to do unless you are already caught in the covers.
"Dude apparently moggy was really pissin laquisha off so she decided to give moggy a gool ole mexican shit scrapper heard she got pinkey"
OH HELL NO
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