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A Male specimen having an incredible orgasm.
Oh god, Oh god, I'm going to have lactating boner geyser
When you jerk off so hard to something you really aren't supposed to jerk off too, but you bust a fat nut anyways.
Me: Doctor! Help! I jerked off to something i wasn't supposed to jerk off to!
Doctor: Uhhh, What did you watch?
Me: Bandicoot pornos.
Doctor: Im sorry to say but, your dick is becoming a fat boner blaster.
"I hate it when Sally walks in on me jerking the colon boner," complained Jim.
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when a cat sits on your lap and you either get a semi or a full bone!
percie was feeding his neighbours cat, he felt tired, he sat on the sofa, the cat hopped onto his lap and gave him a semi cat aided boner
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a phrase that is used when an individual becomes overly 'stimulated' because of a simple occurrence.
Elliot: OMG! OMG! OMFG! I JUST SAW PARIS HILTON.
Eddie: DON'T GET A BONER! SHES JUST ON TV.
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A drink made popular in Iowa which involves a shot of Vodka mixed with a full bottle of "5 hour energy drink." Legend tells that after consuming said drink, men will have youthful, erection-induced energy that should result in a phone call to a physician. Whereas women feel like they have just taken a hit of cocaine mixed with speed.
Guy 1: "What do you want to do tonight? I'm pretty tired."
Guy 2: "Dude....let's hit up some 5 hour boners and tear it up."
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