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When you jerk off so hard to something you really aren't supposed to jerk off too, but you bust a fat nut anyways.
Me: Doctor! Help! I jerked off to something i wasn't supposed to jerk off to!
Doctor: Uhhh, What did you watch?
Me: Bandicoot pornos.
Doctor: Im sorry to say but, your dick is becoming a fat boner blaster.
"I hate it when Sally walks in on me jerking the colon boner," complained Jim.
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when a cat sits on your lap and you either get a semi or a full bone!
percie was feeding his neighbours cat, he felt tired, he sat on the sofa, the cat hopped onto his lap and gave him a semi cat aided boner
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a phrase that is used when an individual becomes overly 'stimulated' because of a simple occurrence.
Elliot: OMG! OMG! OMFG! I JUST SAW PARIS HILTON.
Eddie: DON'T GET A BONER! SHES JUST ON TV.
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A drink made popular in Iowa which involves a shot of Vodka mixed with a full bottle of "5 hour energy drink." Legend tells that after consuming said drink, men will have youthful, erection-induced energy that should result in a phone call to a physician. Whereas women feel like they have just taken a hit of cocaine mixed with speed.
Guy 1: "What do you want to do tonight? I'm pretty tired."
Guy 2: "Dude....let's hit up some 5 hour boners and tear it up."
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